A Drowsyyyyy Love Letter

Hey my sweet " Smirn Off ",
                     Its been long time we did "White MisChief".I know your "Teachers" mom & "Old Monk" dad has a "Black Label" on my name, I will try to change it to"Red Label" so that  we get a"Green Label"on our Love, If nothing works I will give your dad a "Royal Challenge" that I will become a "Old Smuggler" and kidnap u to "Scotch" Land

                   Yours Most lovable "Royal Stag"
                                      Stalin